Second early morning poop on the changing table? Check.
Spit-up on the changing table? Check.
Poop on left foot? Check.
Poop on right foot? Check.
Third early morning poop (this time in the clean diaper)? Check.
Cough up phlegm, gag on said phlegm, and vomit all over the (now) filthy changing table and floor? Check.
Heartwarming, I'm-feeling-so-much-better-now smile? Check.