Jason, Charlotte, and I had a lovely time visiting our friends Naina and Josh in Wimbledon last weekend (yes, that Wimbledon). We got to see their new digs and then went for lunch and a stroll up to the Wimbledon Common to tour some lovely gardens nearby. Down a secluded path we came upon a strange font in the middle of a garden. So of course we had to do this:


Regardless, I've been trying to come up with a good caption (New Yorker style) for the bizarro-font-photo but I'm drawing a blank. Any ideas?
Given that there are over 100 of you that visit this site every day, I'm convinced we can come up with at least one good caption. Just for fun (and because I love you all so much), if at least 10 of you respond with caption ideas by the end of the week, I will reward the writer of my favourite caption (yes I just wrote favorite with a "u") with a package of assorted English candy bars (they are far superior to the US bars. Trust me). But there must be at least ten! Put your thinking caps on and give me what you've got! Do it for the chocolate!